Category: Quote of the Week

“When you were a baby, you used to scare me when I was a witch.” – My Daughter Grace

“The more specialised you become, the more marginal you are.” – Ray Mears

“Plenty should be enough.” – Barbara Kruger

“There are more flies caught with honey than with vinegar.” – Frederick Edge

“If bears were chairs, what would they be called? They’d still be chairs but sit down and you’d get mauled.” – Jim Guthrie

“‘Remember when,’ is the lowest form of conversation.” – Tony Soprano

“How we die: as deeply doe-eyed as we start.” – Hayden Thorpe

“The Inept take meetings as the Adept take naps.” – merkley

“Money ain’t got no owners, only spenders.” – Omar Little

“Hope is a psychological mechanism unaffected by external realities.” – Severian the Torturer

“This one’s for the critics and their disappointed mothers.” – Spencer Krug

“Of all the forces in the universe, the hardest to overcome is the force of habit.” – Terry Pratchett

“The diseased know things the well have overlooked.” – Robert in the Jungle Garden.

“Life’s for the living. I don’t think it’s to be remembered.” – Clara Esser

“Escapism is survival.” – Johnny Depp

“I never let my schooling get in the way of my education.” – Mark Twain

“Do good, be good, and don’t hang with the jags.” – Tim Dunn

“It’s not where you take an idea from, it’s where you take it to.” – Jean-Luc Godard

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.” – Pablo Picasso

“I pride myself on my inability to guffaw.” – Boober Fraggle

“Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.” – Oscar Wilde

“I feel like a mosquito in a nudist colony; I know what to do, I just don’t know where to start.” – Pat Riley

“There are mighty few people who think what they think they think.” –Robert Henri

“Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; lick it once and you’ll suck forever.” – Brian Wilson

“This is a letter from God to Man. It says ‘Hey there. How’s it going? Long time no see.’” –scroobius pip