Author: Ryan Dunn

  • Lena Headey Pregnant?

    Lena Headey Pregnant?

    In an interview with Danish entertainment website TVTID, actor Nikolaj Coster-Waldau spilled news that actress Lena Headey (both of whom recently filmed a pilot for HBO’s Game of Thrones) is with child. I’ve included the original and translated interview side-by-side for your consumption.

    Some speculate her alleged pregnancy may affect her ability to take on a leading role in a new series; I don’t share this opinion, and frankly, it may help her character, who plays a caring if manipulative mother of three.

    Read Interview Here.

  • Bad Word Pairs #035

    “Internet Meme”

    I really don’t have a specific problem with our rampant Youtube culture, viral advertisements, Rick Rolls, or any sort of stupid pranks/jokes/incidents/whatever.

    I do, however, hate the phrase internet meme.

    As much as I liked the Chuck Norris Facts from yesteryear, I bet if somebody said, “Dude have you seen that Chuck Norris internet meme?” I would have told them to shut up and recoiled in disgust. It’s just a lame phrase. Simple as that.

    And for those who haven’t heard this phrase yet, consider yourself lucky. When you finally do, I bet you’ll want to slap whoever uses it as well.

    Is it possible that the term “internet meme” might itself be an internet meme? Now that would be funny.

  • Quote of the Week #052

    “The more specialised you become, the more marginal you are.” – Ray Mears

  • Review – Twilight City Fracture – “Exist”

    Twilight City Fracture - "Exist"

    Rating: 74%

    If there was such a thing as post-hardcore shoegaze, Twilight City Fracture certainly would fit the bill. Their latest EP, “Exist,” is drowned in nostalgia yet works at carving out a relevance all its own. To grossly oversimplify their sound, think somewhere between Pat Benatar’s “Love is a Battlefield,” and Jawbreaker’s “Oh Dear.” “Dear You.”

    Regardless of whether that comparison frightened or excited you, I recommend giving these guys a good listen, because they have me convinced that I should rise up and fight against the daily oppression of my relatively sheltered life.

    I used Benatar because somehow Twilight’s sound manages to transport me to those fake late-80’s Hollywood city sets, where hipsters (before they were called hipsters) would dance around the lead singer at night, for no apparent reason, celebrating their suburban liberation around flaming trash cans and abandoned shopping carts. After the first couple of listens, I immediately wanted to go and watch Lost Boys and Toy Soldiers back-to-back, but I decided to write this review instead.

    As far as I can tell, Twilight City Fracture are a local band from Lacey Township, New Jersey, who are gaining some notoriety. “Exist,” was put together with veteran producer Jesse Cannon (Saves the Day, The Cure, Tiger Mountain), and I have to say, the sound is tight and consistent across each of these five tracks. Special props go out to the clever use of guitar, sometimes eliciting a punk rock vibe, while other times transporting me into the cosmos where I watch down upon a post-apocalyptic Earth in ruins.

    Twilight City Fracture - "Exist"

    If I dig beneath the fuzzy electric guitars and crashy percussion, I can glimpse other influences as well. The way they put harmonies together seem to break that post-hardcore mold enough to earn a shoegaze or dream pop subtitle. More Twilight Sad than Grizzly Bear, though; more Mogwai than Sigur Rós.

    The lead off track, “Edward”, plays like an anthem for the thirty-something broken-hearted. A rally cry intended to soothe the inner gen-exer in us all. Before the guitar kicks in in the first few seconds, I thought I had accidentally hit play on the latest Arms & Sleepers album. “Legend on Louisiana,” rises and falls like a stormy sea, and has a spacey undercurrent running through its veins to allure the non Jets to Brazil regime.

    Wrestling the proverbial inner-demon while channeling those feelings in the form of borderline over-emotive music seems to be Twilight’s mainstay on this album. They tread a thin wire, however, and flashes of the trite slip in here and there. Lines like “maybe wonder why the media has your mind turned upside down,” feel more like Fall Out Boy excerpts than something substantial. Others, such as “I’ve seen through the devil’s eyes and I’m going blind,” are too literal to be taken seriously. If they can forego some of this blatancy in favor of something a little more abstract and poetic, I can see these guys gaining even more of a following.

    There is a collective “WE” spanning these songs which only reinforces that collective angst I was mentioning earlier. But instead of “we belong to the night,” here you have “we look out for the signs,” and “we’ve been in this world with only red’s and blue’s,” and “we’ve been lost in the catacombs in our heads.”

    To get a better idea of the band’s evolution, I snuck around the Information Superhighway™ and found a couple of older demos from these guys… and I have to say, I’m really glad they eschewed that conformist, proto-screamo sound in favor of this post-hardcore shoegaze genre I’ve invented for them. There might not be something for everyone, but their reach definitely seems wide enough now to garner the interest of a larger nucleus, myself included.

    Mp3. “Edward”
    Mp3. “Legend on Louisiana”

  • Pacquiao’s Victims

    I thought I’d take a moment to celebrate the achievements of one of my favorite athletes of all time, Manny Pacquiao. He was a small Phillipino fighter who entered the ring  weighting 104 lbs., won a belt at Flyweight (112 lbs.) and moved up the ranks until most recently, when he dismantled a bigger, stronger, ferocious opponent at Welterweight (145 lbs.).

    Along the way he has collected belts in seven different weight classes. That is an all-time boxing record, for those keeping score. He is one of the fastest, most accurate punchers of all time, and every time he steps into the ring, you are guaranteed a high-intensity fight.

    More than all of this, Manny is an extremely humble guy. He leaves the fate of his fights to his God, and says his job is to train hard and fight hard, and that’s it. This humility translates out of the ring as well. He carries the weight of his country on his shoulders, and does everything he can to help his people, many of whom are impoverished and sick.

    This spirit is in stark contrast to his next most likely opponent, Floyd Mayweather, Jr., who is nothing if not delusional about his status in the boxing world. As one of the most technically sound boxer in history, Mayweather tends to confuse dominance with victory. Mayweather wins fights, Pacquiao dominates them.

    To celebrate his seventh world title, I figured I would share a collection of the seven most notable opponents who have tried and failed to dethrone boxing’s true king.

    Pacquiao's Victims

    Pacquiao's Victims

    Pacquiao's Victims

    Pacquiao's Victims

    Pacquiao's Victims

    Pacquiao's Victims

    Pacquiao's Victims

  • 100 Quotes from The Wire

    Here are 100 reasons why The Wire is arguably the best show ever put on television …

  • Quote of the Week #051

    “Plenty should be enough.” – Barbara Kruger

  • The Sonic Ads

    The Barkley ad agency’s campaign for Sonic Drive-In is of my favorites of all time. I see the ads all the time, even though the places I’ve lived haven’t even had them. No matter, there’s something addictive about these commercials. Borne mostly of loose scripts and choice improv, you can’t help but remember these, love ’em or hate ’em.

    Each commercial opens on a shot of a Sonic, then cuts inside a car where we listen to the ramblings of two passengers at the drive-in. As far as I know, there have thus far been three pairs of characters (I do remember a one-off with the wife and her friend, however).

    The first (original?) pair are played by T.J. Jagodowski (as the wily dufus) and Peter Grosz (as the wisdom-imparting driver).

    The second casting pair are a married couple played by Molly Erdman and Brian Huskey. Finally, there are a few spots involving a pair of female best friends, though I’ve always considered them to be a female incarnation of the two guys who started it off.

    Anyway, I’ve included a fairly extensive set of the campaign, though it is not entirely comprehensive. If you make it through them all and really want to find more, I salute you and good luck!

    P.S. If for some reason you load the page, and one of the flash movies isn’t embedding properly, you may need to reload the page. It seems I’m pushing Flash to its limits here!

    Pete & T.J.

    “Cheap Date”

    “Alphabet”

    “Spicy?”
    “George”
    “Commemorate”
    “Carpe Burrito”
    “Shawl”
    “Bananas”
    “100% Apple”
    “Weatherman”
    “Share”
    “Fightin’ Weight”
    “Happiest Day”
    “Speed Bumps”
    “Minty Breath”
    “Live in the Now”
    “Manly Voice”

  • Timberlake, Manning & Sony

    Am I the only one who finds this campaign funny? My friend does not, and I have a feeling he might not be alone. Some help, please?

  • Save Some for the Moonwhales!

    Water on the Moon

    Several weeks ago, NASA crashed a satellite into the moon. In the process, they found water, several white buckets full. I think we can all sleep easier now knowing that once we completely deplete our own planet of water (any year now according to Al Gore), us resource gluttons can simply hop into Richard Branson’s White Knight Two and get some cherry sno-cones on the moon.

  • Woman Falls Onto Train Tracks

    Relax, I wouldn’t post it if someone was decapitated. Plus, only here can you view all three angles at the same time! I found it interesting that Angle 1 revealed a fairly bustling station, while Angle 3 made it appear that nobody was really around really.

    Plus, let’s hear it from the local news how this woman came to pass out in the face of certain doom:

  • Quote of the Week #050

    “There are more flies caught with honey than with vinegar.” – Frederick Edge

  • French Curves & Paint Cans

    Gregory Euclide

    Gregory Euclide

    Gregory Euclide

    Gregory Euclide

    Gregory Euclide

    The art of Gregory Euclide 01 02.

  • Pacquiao vs. Cotto – Nov. 14

    Now that you know where I’ll be Saturday night, November 14, it’s time you found out what it’s going to take to be watching the fight as well. If you’re a boxing fan, I don’t need to convince you in the least; if you’re not a fan yet, there is no better way into the sport than with this fight. See you there!

    Pacquiao vs. Cotto

  • Quote of the Week #049

    “If bears were chairs, what would they be called? They’d still be chairs but sit down and you’d get mauled.” – Jim Guthrie