Bad Word Pairs #018

“Fortune Cookie”

It’s a simple concept really. First, you type a ridiculous “fortune” on a sheet of paper, making sure to keep the fortune generic and written with poor grammar (some spots will even print lucky numbers on the back-side: bonus).

Then, stuff the paper inside a tortellini shaped “cookie” made of glazed cardboard.

After that, enclose the cardboard treat inside a plastic wrapper and stuff four of them in the bottom of your customer’s five pound carry-out bag.

Yum!

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