Bad Word Pairs #014

“Button Fly”

Not only do I not wear them, I just dislike the use of “fly” to describe where my zipper should be. At least in the marketing sense. Button flies are too much work, inefficient, and not as fun as zipping a zipper, let’s be honest. Buttoning something could lead to risk of carpal tunnel syndrome in extreme cases. That’s not technically proven, but I’m guessing.

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