Bad Word Pairs #011

“Happy Holidays”

This cop-out phrase is more concerned with offending people during a happy time of year than letting us enjoy it. I mean, nobody says anything about Valentine’s Day, or St. Patrick’s Day, both Christian-based holidays. America has lost its cojonés lately, becoming far too politically correct (another bad word pair, and perhaps an oxy moron to boot?) for its own good.

I say that if we can’t say Merry Christmas, or Happy Hanukkah, then we shouldn’t be able to be in the Holiday Spirit, because, heaven forbid (oops, not heaven, but you know what i mean), what if someone doesn’t believe in spirits!?

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