Bad Word Pairs #010

“Paper Cut”

The only thing that scares me more than a shark attack is a paper cut. Something about the razor thin incision something as innocent as paper can make just makes my skin crawl thinking about it.

When I’m at a restaurant with paper tablecloth, I immediately fold the exposed edge so as to marginalize the risk of any potential damage.

Paper cutting someone to death would be a worse method of torture than water boarding in my opinion.

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