Bad Word Pairs #004

“Moist Towelette”

It’s not that I don’t enjoy using them, but having to ask for a “moist towelette” by name ironically makes me feel dirty inside. Couldn’t they have gone with a “damp tissue” or something that doesn’t employ such yucky connotations?

Just thinking about these two words together puts a sheen of sweat across my forehead.

Gross.

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